blame-America-firsters

- a person who blames The United States, its policies, or its people for the worlds proplem.

- A member of the blame-America-first crowd.

That loud mouth guy is a blame-America-firster.
The blame-America-firsters are fools, blind, dumb, or nuts.
That fool is always blame-America-firstering.
Those blame-America-firsters are siggering all americans with that kind of talk.

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Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

Female blame shifting

The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.

"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"

"Yep. And they didn't press charges."

"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."

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I blame FedEx

To blame procrastination on FedEx, when there is no other available alibi.

I have a lot of work to do tonight. I don't wanna do it. ...I blame FedEx!

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Blame 'Bama Movement

A phrase used to refer to a contemporary and commonplace yet delusional tendency to blame everything that's wrong with the world on President Obama. Accusations range from Sahara being a desert and you failing that Physics exam, and anything in between.

- "Hey man, Palin just said on Fox News that it's POTUS' fault that some Canadians speak French."
- "Yeah, another heroic effort from the Blame 'Bama Movement. Fail."

- "The Albuquerque Steam Wrench company just shut down... damn it, we're losing all manufacturing jobs to China 'coz of Obama."
- "Yeah right grandpa. Just blame it on 'Bama.

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I blame mike

An awesome punk rock band from buckingham, united kingdom.
They take influence from bands such as Billy talent, Blink 182, homegrown and other such bands. Can be shorten to IBM.
And they happen to be some of the greatest mates ever.

check out I BLAME MIKE 'S "my space" (google it)

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I blame Nark

The act of which you blame your every unfortunate events on being narked.

OMG !! My team just got PENTA KILLED ~ !! I blame nark !

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