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A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
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Complete engrossment in one's Blackberry, resulting in voluntary blindness and total ignorance of one's environment.
VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.
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A term for someone who has so many malfunctions in the brain that they can’t even be diagnosed with a disability
Sara is so fucking ear blind she can’t even work out 8-3 with calculator
She even got the teacher to stay after hours with her to help for only a few minutes on her knees
the most severe case of the munchies after smoking marijuana and getting a bit too high. in which you eat excessively, you become blinded by your hunger so you eat pretty much everything in sight
smoker 1: "dude i just ate a whole box of ritz crackers with squirt cheese, a frozen pizza, about 15 oreos and a pb&j and i am still hungry!
smoker 2: someone has the BLIND MUNCHIES!
An illegal bar; a speakeasy. Commonly used during Prohibition, especially in some Southern states including Louisiana and Texas, in particular.
During Prohibition, we used to frequent a blind tiger for drinks and girls.
Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.
Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.
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The standard obtuse attitude of owners of anything made by Apple, believing that because it costs more, it must be better than everything else, despite everything else actually being much better.
dude 1 'my new iPhone is so much better than whatever you have'
dude 2 'mine is cheaper, and i can actually call people and browse flash sites, and install non-apple apps, and the battery life is better, and the camera, and it uses a generic charger, and the bluetooth is easy to use and the music software doesn't fuck up all my music collection'
dude 1 'you're just jealous cos you can't afford it'
dude 2 'dude you're a dick, you clearly have apple blindness'
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