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Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!
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A blister that forms on a males testicles after sitting in his dingey tighty whiteys and creating lumps and sores from the caked and moistened fecal matter ther is suck on them.
That homeless dude has been sitting in his shit forever. I bet you he has enormous dingey ball blisters!
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Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters
"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"
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A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!
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Exclamation used by Captain Haddock in the English translation of one of the adventures of Tintin.
(Flower pot shatters on Haddock's head).
Haddock:
Billions of blistering blue barnacles!!!
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1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
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John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!
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John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?
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John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
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The blisters hoes get on there feet partly from their high-as-fuck heels and partly from walking home barefoot because they are trashed and have to carry their heels.
Genny woke up after a night of drinking and slitting around to find hoe blisters on her feet from walking home barefoot