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When something doesn't sit right on your stomach and you go to the bathroom and take a massive two shits. (Massachusetts)
Friend - Rough night?
You - Yeah, had a New England Blowout.
Friend - What's that?
You - You know....massive two shits..
A huge bowel movement that blasts out at a high velocity. This can travel up to 10 yards if you are out doors. If indoors it can crack the toilet bowl with a shotgun like pattern. Usually caused by excessive consumption of high fiber foods in conjunction with very greasy or spoiled foods.
Those spoiled burritos with collard greens gave me a total colon blowout.
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Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.
After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;
"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"
Or in a more formal situation;
"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."
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When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal
Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....
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The Backdoor Bindi is a preferred interest in the field of anal sex, consisting of an enrtrance to the lovely "back door" by way of penile instrument, then pulling out so your unsuspecting "lover" (i dont know who would love this)thinks you are going to unload on her anxious facial expression only to recieve a downward slap with the dirty dong right in the middle of her forehead, next, in the moment of her confused astonishment you squirt your kiddy river into her mouth so she cannot ask you why you would do such a thing.
"I was having anal sex with this lovely young lady and upon my "arrival" I was going to release onto her face and something compelled me to smack her forehead with my ceptor of love, leaving a brownish spot on her forehead, before she could comment I bombarded her mouth with my ceptor's wrath. I will remember her always as the Backdoor Bindi Blowout."
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When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.
Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout
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The point after a hangover where you have explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit at the same time.
"After that crazy night, Jessica is sitting in the bathroom with an all American blowout."
"Oh that sounds rough!"