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Thanks Santa!
I really love my Blumpkin Doll!
And the missus is happy too!
Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.
The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.
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A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.
Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.
The act of getting your ass eaten out by a chick while you're taking a piss.
Did you and Stacy go all the way last night?
Nah she was tired so she just gave me a Canadian Blumpkin.
Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.
Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
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Masturbating while taking a shit
Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
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When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.
Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
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