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The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.
Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!
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1. Unnecessary or over-elaborate act or execution of a simple task
2. Squandering or inefficient use of valuable resources
3. Eggs en Cocotte (slang)
On reflection, he realised the he had made a real 'Finchley Breakfast' of what should have been a very simple Saturday morning task. He wrote to all his friends and family to apologise and went to think long and hard about what he had done.
The Act of cumming on orange slices and feeding them to your girl while you smoke a fat joint
“Dude My girl wanted to have a Floridian Breakfast this morning”
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eating someone out, stems from the popular spanish wedding poem “el desayuno” by luis alberto de cuenca
“Man, I’m so drunk, I could really go for a spanish breakfast”
When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.
Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.
When bogans wake up, they always pick the dry and crusty bogies from their nose and have it as a breakfast snack, henceforth being a Bogan Breakfast.
Alec: "Dom its 4pm have you had lunch?"
Dom (a bogan): "Nah mate I've had a solid bogan breakfast"
Alec: "the fuck is a bogan breakfast..."
Dom: "well basically yeah, I got the fattest crustiest crispiest bogie-"
Alec: "stfu and get in the bin where you belong, bogan"
The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.
After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began
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