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Iron Brew (as opposed to Irn Bru, made by Barr) is a bright orange sweet drink. It can be bought at the unholy cheap price of 39p for two liters from Lidl (other low-budhet supermarkets ARE available), and tastes almost identical to its Barr-made parent, although slightly less fizzy. Very tasty. Any brand of Iron Brew is reccommended. Apparently a 'fruit flavoured' soft drink but I can't taste any fruit. Legend has it that Iron Brew was originally made of molten iron, straight out of the blast furnace, and coloured with Scottish ginger hair (veracity of this rumour is doubtful). The spelling was then probably bastardised to Irn Bru and sold as a brand.
Damn, Iron Brew from Lidl tastes darn good, costs feck all but makes you piss like hell
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The solution is simple, don't make such a brew haha over it...
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Said after a fart or that deep down inside feeling of man i have to make it to the bathroom quick.
"I have a mean grumpy brewing"
When a person gets drunk and thinks he/she is an unbeatable black belt.
...brews lee
Swallowing one of your friend's boyfriends or husbands or a random guys cum with no sexual contact. Preform by having a male ejectulate into a cup by masterbating then taken as a shot by a female.
Who wants to do a shot of strangers brew?
A bad case of the morning shits, usually after a long night of drinking beer. Also known to permanently stain porcelain
Jimmy blew up the bathroom with a bad case of the brew doo.
The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"