cold cash

ready money

I got the cold cash to pay for that car

throw the baby out with the bath water

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.

Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank

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no brainer

A question with an obvious response.

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.

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key (ones) car

verb, to scratch the paintjob surface of a car.

I had my car out of storage for just 3 days, and some dickless piece of shit had the nerve to key (ones) car.

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miracleworker

Usually said sarcastically about someone who must complete an apparently simple task

All I have to do is teach simple slang words.
Why do I feel like such a miracleworker?

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slim pickens

Means a small amount of anything. Could refer to anything,
depending on the context in which it is used.

The annual company gifts were pretty slim pickens this year.

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dribs and drabs

small amounts , usually added bit by bit over a long period of time

I plan to repay the whole debt with just dribs and drabs over the next two years.

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