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Brian is Latin for “he who carries a burden between his legs.” Individuals privelaged with this name are known to excel in podcasts and in bed. Coincidence I think not. They are also known to have the alter ego, “Carlos” when they are drunk off their ass
You: Dude I met the coolest bro today
Friend: Did he have big dick energy
You: Yea it was throbbing
Friend: It’s gotta a Brian
My friend who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not, they’re the opposite.
Brian who thinks that they’re a pos, but they’re not.
An interesting individual. He is very unpredictable and will always be searching for things to assist in his journey to discover his soulmate. Once you get your hands on him tho, you won’t want to let go. He’s sooooo dreamy. Big muscles, light stubble, hot haircut, even hotter face, and does everything. If you get with a Brian, don’t lose him, because then your friend will get him.
Jennifer: I finally found my soulmate, and he’s a Brian. HE’S SOOOOO HOT.
Anna: I’m gonna get him when they break up
Jennifer: what?
Anna: Oh my apologies, congrats bestie
cool kid, hella good at anything water related so basically a water god 🦑, is the most undry person ever, gets u all the best memes, will make u feel like the best person ever, smart af, and will be the nicest person you will everrr meet :)
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bro brian is literally so cool
yea omg i heard he’s gonna get into stanford with a full scholarship cuz of his swimming skills
Some guy who likes to play COD games with the boys. This man deserves a girlfriend. If you know anyone named Brian he’s probably cool cause the Brian I know is.
Ciaran:Hi Brian
Brian:Hey
Ciaran:You’re cool
Brian:I need a girlfriend
Ciaran:Ok