The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.
Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
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A mustache. A derisive term for a mustache implying its homo erotic purpose with little subtlety. Meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. Also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. See also butt brush
Never trust anyone with a poop broom!
Why do so many highway patrol officers have poop brooms?
Notable Poop Brooms: Theodore Roosevelt (former U.S. President); Burt Reynolds (actor); Freddy Mercury (rock singer); Jeff Kent (baseball player) Ron Jeremy (actor, international statesman).
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small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin
my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep
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The act of driving through a predominantly black neighbourhood (usually a ghetto) in a pick-up truck and beating African-American passers-by with a broom. This is particularly effective against negros on bicycles.
Raheem - Damn Jamal, those crackas look like they be coon brooming.
Jamal - Aw shit nigga, we better get outta here.
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The Witch's Broom is a term constantly referring to females with a penis. Such situations can derive from transexuals or natural defection at birth. When a witch rides her broom, the symbolism conveyed is that the part of the broom sticking out represents a penis from the side view, thus defining a female penis as a witch's broom.
Miyena has the largest witch's broom in the world with a penis that is 17 inches long, which James likes to play with.
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A young slightly chubby man that can only push a broom.
Broom hands lost his drivers license so all he can do is use a push broom.
1. Unable to attract a member of the opposite sex.
2. To go without positive contact with those of the opposite sex for extended periods of time.
Boy: Do you want to hu?
Girl: No, you're almost as ugly and repulsive as an Andy Broom.