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burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

by edjog December 16, 2005


snerd burglar

A 90's insult that isn't ever used anymore. Similar do calling someone butthead or doofus.

Person 1: Dude you're such a butthead!
Person 2: Shut up you Snerd Burglar!

by #GamerWin June 12, 2019


Terd Burglar

A person who steals the possesions of others and leaves a single terd in its place.

After being hit by a terd burglar, Steve found a single shit where his stereo had been.

by Nolan Smart December 4, 2005

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Turd Burglar

One who thinks they rule a public restroom, and rudely wait for you to get out of a stal. They do this by asking questions, whistling loudly, knockin on the stall door, telling children you'll be out soon, and otherwise stalling the delicate process of public defecation. Often found at camping sites.

Dude, I had to take a massive crap, but I just couldn't let it out! The Turd Burglar kept strutting around the bathroom and asking when I'd be out.

by PurebredGamer March 25, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat burglar

a lesbian who likes to date "straight women" and get them away from the boyfriends.

Look at Cindy hit on that girl while her boyfriends gone, shes such a cat burglar

by bubba July 9, 2004

62๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Burglar

Pronunciation: Shit Ber-Gler
Function: noun

1. A person who stands around in group where everyone is talking, and when something funny or interesting is said, will proceed to inform everyone what he/she finds to be worth telling. Unfortunatly, nobody usualy cares what this person has to say.

See: Bardi

"What a shit burglar, i fucking hate Bardi!"

by CheezeBurglaaaaaaaaaaaaaaerere April 8, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burglar

A thief of human excrement - based on an historical relevance

Wealthy chinese citizens during the ninth and tenth century would sprinkle gold dust on their food as a sign of extreme wealth but also as they believed it provided healing powers. Lesser citizens lived in the catacombs below the city and stole the released excrement to extract its valuable cargo.

by Craig Murphy June 2, 2005

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