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A 15-year old "boy"- more accurately, a butch lesbian- who can't sing and writes terrible excuses for love songs. A favorite amongst idiotic girls.
Stupid girl: OMG I <3 JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Person with a brain: That thing makes Milli Vanilli look talented you retard!
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1. A punching bag for water bottles.
2. A five-year-old girl masquerading as a sixteen-year-old boy from Canada.
Water bottle: Man, I really wanna beat something up.
Other water bottle: Look! It's Justin Bieber! Get him!
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*Baby playing in background*
Me: Shut that crap up! I don't need to hear a five-year-old's shrilly voice!
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hairy, fat, ugly, wanna be, sound like a 6 year old girl, and is a butt
Justin Bieber is a ugly wanna be that sounds like a girl.
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Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian-born pop-R&B singer. His performances on YouTuve were found by manager Scooter Braun who immediately arranged for him to be flown down to Atlanta where he would be singed to Raymond Braun Media Group (RBMG) and then a recording contract with Island Records. His debut release, My World, was certified Platinum and made Bieber the first artist to have seven songs from a debut album chart on the Billboard Hot 100. His first full studio release, My World 2.0, recieved similar success, debuting number one in several countries and was certified Platinum in less than two months. Bieber's singles include "One Time," "One Less Lonely Girl," "Love Me," "Favorite Girl," "Baby (Feat. Ludacris)," "Never Let You Go," "U Smile," "Eenie Meenie (Feat. Sean Kingston)," and "Somebody to Love (Feat. Usher)." Bieber has recently gone on his first offical headlining tour, My World Tour. Bieber was the most searched celebrity on the internent and his music video, "Baby," is now the most viewed YouTube video of all time. To top it all off, he is the youngest artist since Stevie Wonder to have a #1 album and has preformed for President Obama twice.
Belieber: OHMYBIEBER Justin Bieber is soooo hot!
Non Bieber-fan: You only like him for his looks, he has no talent.
Belieber: Yeah, that's why he was dicovered off YouTube, is the youngest artist to have a number one album, has had nine singles in the past year, and performed for the president twice? Nice try.
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This woman showed me her Justin Bieber and it looked very nice and shaved.
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worse than the jonas brothers. he thinks he's a gangsta, wishes he was black, and is not very good. but some people on ud like him. i didnt even KNOW there were 10yearolds here, let alone 10yearold girls! lol.
seriously dont listen to him. listen to the badass mothafuckas THE BEATLES. or led zeppelin. or micheal jackson. or nirvana. shit, listen to boys like girls. but dont pollute the world with a dude (well...maybe not a dude) with a girly voice and cookie-cutter lyrics. please. please please please please please please pleeeease!!!
and he's canadian. robin sparkles is canadian. :(
if youre cool, you don't listen
10-year-old girl: oh. em. jay!!!! justin bieber is like, soooo awesome. people who don't like him are haters! haters i tell you!
me: groans
haters: fuck you you little cunt!!! he sucks!!! i hope you get raped by justin bieber!!! oh wait. thats impossible. HE HAS NO PENIS!!!!
metal head: dude.
black guy: IT BUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!
white guy: this sucks.
chinese guy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET YOUR OWN COUNTRY???
canadian guy: well shit, i dont know.
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The reason I want to blow out my brains with a loaded .44
I would rather have a bullet go through my head than ANY of Justin Bieber's songs.
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