first drop

First Drop refers to the first time you drop a new electronic. Handhelds like cellphones,pdas,ipods are usually the vitims. Usually the operator and owner of the device has much less regard for the well being of the electronic after the first drop.

Friend- Bro I'm really sorry your RAZR vibrated off the table
You- Dont worry bro it's chillin I had the first drop like a week ago.

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first comment

A comment in which someone says FIRST!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And then they get replies saying “lol stfu” or “lol that joke is dead”

MlgGamer21: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!
annoyed shithead: lol stfu noob first comments are dead

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First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

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no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".

Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"

First Quarter

As soon as; immediately

“As soon as I seen them hoes I jumped on them first quarter.”

When I seen them niggas I had beef wit’ I started dumping first quarter.

first basexing

Text flirting, not as far as sexting. Getting to first base via text.

"Dude, I met this girl at the bar the other night we made out and have been texting."
"So... you guys are sexting then?"
"Not that far, just first basexing right now."

First burn

Is a diss track that will only occur when you cheat on your partner. In which he/she will multiply and make a diss track that slaps harder than your mom

Eliza Scyhler (Hamilton) : kids we have burnt ham for dinner
Alexander Hamilton : d-dear???

Us viewers : omg im going to cry (because of first burn)