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Calculator

Tool you use to calculate your children in your basement

Pedo "time to use my calculator for my children"
They are mostly orphans

by Skkskdkd January 6, 2021


calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021


calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life

oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'

by john f kennerdy December 9, 2016


Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test

Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator

by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020


Calculator

for cheating of some stupid shit y'all do on TikTok

I need a calculator let's see, what's 2+2 oh it's 4 then what's 2*2

by shay_girlz July 19, 2022


Ultimate Calculation

When you take geebs then take dabs directly after. Through my years of research I’ve calculated that this is the way to get the maximum high. Hence the name.

Bro last night me and Josh did ultimate calculation haven’t been that furred in a min.

by Zzid July 10, 2021


Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.

Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.

by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020