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That place north of america that if they play their cards right, we might let them be a state
Did you bang that chick?
Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada
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A place where everyone lives in igloos, places hockey, and keeps either a polar bear or beaver as a pet. We eat pancakes and drink beer all day, and say ah after eveything we say, ah!
American:Oh canadian "ah", where's your pet beaver?
Canadian:Right hear, Beaver..... attack!
"Canada"
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publicly traded Corporation as listed on the US Securities Exchange. Check it out.
What the fuck?! Canada's for fucking SALE?!
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A country in North America home to French and English speaking people. Known for hockey, and being cold year round. The country which America thinks is another state.
Canada is the greatest country in the world.
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A country with a lot of moose and syrup
News Reporter: Today in Canada a flock of wild moosen was found drinking syrup
Bob: No way, that would only happen in Canada
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Canadians are some of the awesomest people around, they are kind to everybody, don't like killing people, huge ally to USA and the rest of the world, nobody could ever take over because it is too god-damn cold. Winnipeg is almost in the center of the continent. nobody would mug you if your in a mall, free healthcare, people are not as fat as they are in the USA, no offense or anything, but some people down there are bigger then tanks, and as dumb as a nail too.
healthcare
George: man, canada's healthcare is free! thats awesome!
steve: ya, i know, we don't have to pay all that money just because we got sick
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1. The best freaking country in the world.
2. American's rather live in Canada where war isn't taking place every freaking day...
3. Awesomely invented Tim Horton's and Coffee Crisp.
4. The World's largest supply of Gold and Diamond. (ex. Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, Nunavut Territory)
5. Shut Your Mouth, Canadian's are watching the Hockey Game!!!!!!!
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Baseball is Canadian.
8. Basketball is Canadian.
9. Lacrosse is Canadian.
10. The World's most welcoming country ever.
11. If your Canadian. at least your not a shit face American, eh?
MOVE TO CANADA WE KICK FUCKIN ASS!!!!!
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