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To be deceived into thinking a mask-wearing chick is hot because she's blown her entire giro on eye make-up, then discover that her face looks like a crow's armpit.
"I copped a Covid Catfish. Her eyes were lush but the mask hid a face that a mother couldn't love."
same as such words as holy crap and such. A good friend of mine says, "Holy Catfish!" when he is at work (at a school) so as not to swear in front of his class.
"Holy Catfish! I missed the turn completely."
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This happens when a man has gone swimming nude in the ocean and he comes back to lay on the beach face down, falls asleep. After a few hours his penal unit is devoured in sand and smelling like seafood, Representing a Dredged Catfish
guy one "AWWW SHIT BRO, YOU SEE THIS MOTHERFUCKERS DREDGED CATFISH"
guy two " God damn who does this boss think he is"
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Only having tattoo on the visible parts of your body and nowhere that could be covered by clothing (i.e. lower arms, neck, lower leg); mainly for Instagram purposes.
Michael is so lame. You'd think with all those arm tattoos his body would be covered, he is such a Tattoo Catfish.
When someone looks Hotter irl than their social media pictures
Reverse Catfish: Susanna
When you find yourself liking a song more and more every time you hear it, instead of getting sick of it. (i.e. Every single song by Catfish and the Bottlemen)
Person 1: Mate, don't you ever get tired of that Soundcheck song?
Person 2: NEVER! It's the catfish effect bro.
When one internet user gives another user the permission to "Catfish" them, or pretend to be someone they're not, over Facebook/other social media to facilitate an online romance.
Mo: I'm totally letting Lucy Catfish me because I'm pretty sure her fake Facebook is about to invite me to the Jimmy Buffett concert.
Karen: Does she know that you know? Is her Alias kinky?
Mo: Oh 100%, but don't worry I gave her Catfish Consent.