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The world's best cat owner
Bro, Catherine is hands down the best cat owner there is.
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She is one of the most beautiful and kind girls you will ever meet, with a heart of gold and A FAT ASS
Catherine plays volleyball
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The most self-absorbed girl I've ever met.
Omg that girl is such a Catherine! She clearly has narcissistic personality disorder
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Self centred bitch who tries to blame everything she does wrong on others. She doesn’t realise when she’s being fake (which is always) and when she does things wrong she never realises. She can be so moody and horrible to others and make you feel like shit but when you talk to her about it she doesn’t admit it, don’t be friends with a catherine
Person: I’m loosing you as a friend
Catherine: oh so can I not have other friends now? Is that what your saying?
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An absolute smasher of a lass, and a complete peng ting. She gives hand jobs like there’s no tomorrow, and has an incredible ability to create quadruple chins in an instant. Always gets rat assed at parties and ends up trying to piss in a bush, but this is just a reflection of how much bloody fun this lass is.
Mate: Oi Who’s that lass giving John a gammie??
Other Mate: Oh that’s Catherine, absolute mad lass she is!
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A fucking hoe bitch who sends nudes left and right while having a boyfriend. She seems to be nice and wants everybody to like and be her friend. After you get to know her she'll pull a 180 and turn around and get you fucking SUSPENDED from your school for a week. She CRAVES guys attention. She acts all sweet to authority figures so she can get in their good graces. She isn't even good at cheerleading and has an ugly face and disproportional body. She deserves to rot in hell. If I were to describe she'd be a penny, two-faced and worthless.
"Why would you want to be friends with catherine???"
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Me: have you played catherine yet?
other person: yes and it was amazing
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