Chihuahua

Jemand, der anderen alles nachmacht, um zu gefallen, diese Meinung oder Einstellung aber nicht teilt. Mitläufer. Jemandes Hündchen sein. Keine eigene Meinung haben.

A: Ich hasse Eis.
B: Ich auch!
A: Ich liebe Regen.
B: Ich auch!
A: Ich gehe jetzt ins Kino.
B: Ich auch!
C: B, du bist wie der Chihuahua von A.

chihuahua

absolutely disgusting

look at that chihuahua. it’s an absolute idiot

Chihuahua

CHəˈwäwä,CHiˈwäwə/
noun
1A. a small dog, large-eyed breed originating in Mexico.

1B. a rodent-like demon-dog who’s most likely named “Princessa”. They probably think that they are the best dog and feel that they are better then anyone and anything. Do NOT ever come near one, they will attack any other dog breeds, and even humans.
2. State of Chihuahua within Mexico Nickname(s): El Estado Grande ('The Big State')
Largest city is Juarez. It’s a highly dangerous place

1. Miguel went to his tia’s house, but while he was there he was hurt by the so-called “harmless” Chihuahua. He came back home with a missing index finger and a pint of blood
2. My family and I went on a vacation to the mountain range in Chihuahua. The view was beautiful.

ouchie chihuahua

When EVERYTHING hurts down there. When your vagina is red and screaming for WHATEVER REASON and you’re lubed up from north to south and east to west with antifungals or just have your period.

I got my grandma panties on, ouchie chihuahua!
Ouchie Chihuahua Aunt Flo dame to visit!

Ein Chihuahua sein

Jemandem alles nachmachen, nächste hen, hinterher dackeln, wie ein kleiner Chihuahua, der seinem Besitzer überall hin führt. /Keine eigene Meinung

A: Sie macht ihrer besten Freundin auch alles nach, oder?
B: Ja, sie kann wirklich wie ein Chihuahua sein!

Chihuahua Licker

ChiHuaHua licker means you lick chihuahuas.

Person 1: Ciao, mi amigo!
Person 2: Adiostas, Chihuahua Licker!

Tossing a chihuahua

When you are blowing him and you let his balls rest on your tongue then you jiggle it

His ball was so big I got a cramp when I was tossing a chihuahua