Chinese Dentist

The colloquial term for a bet in gambling of either $2.30 or $230.

James: "fifty cents"
Ali: "one dollar"
Jeff: "tooth hurty"
Mark: "aahhahaha! Chinese Dentist!"

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Chinese Joint

An inexpensive, off-brand radio such as a Luiton or Baofeng used primarily for listening to Suffolk County fire frequencies by someone too frugal to purchase a Motorola or a proper scanner. Chinese joints should never be used for transmitting, only receiving due to their low transmit power and tendency to bleed across multiple frequencies.

"Hey man, where's that Chinese joint?"

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!

I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!

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do a chinese

1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.

2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.

You should go to jail if you do a chinese.

Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"

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Chinese Food

slang term for 'that good kush.' An alternative way to elaborate on your marijuana habits in public. A term used to avoid all confrontation and to be totally clean. No one will know whats good.

"yo dawg, we gonna get Chinese food before we go to this talent show, i aint tryna see it sober."

"bro, is your guy good for Chinese friday night? If not, lets order some quick"

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Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

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