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Ex. 1
Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."
Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"
Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."
Ex. 2
Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."
Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"
Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."
Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."
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most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.
I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!
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pretty attractive, funny, smart guy. he's a handful at times and sometimes annoying, but still lovable. he always puts those he loves the most first and himself last. his girlfriend is beautiful and he wont leave her. he is the guy you want to marry.
Christian is amazing.
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A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
Christian
Proper Noun. Used to define a man so extraordinary that the person writing this can't properly define him. He's utterly brilliant-- smart, funny, and beautiful. He's the man you want to fall deeper in love with every day, and you hope across the vast sea of definitions, he'll find yours and know it's from you.
Christian is my sunshine.
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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)