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The fat, ugly bitch a hot slut brings to the bar with her to prevent some drunken bastard like yorself from gettig lucky!
"Check out the redhead. She is F-I-N-E fine!"
"Yeah, well, check out the 300-pound cock block sitting next to her..."
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Someone who will not allow to get some, whether deliberately or not.
Last night Mary was such a cock block, she was pelvic thrusting while the guy was in my room!
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Sometimes used by myself amongst other nerds to mean that a router or firewall is preventing a connection to a computer or server.
Friend: "Dude, I tried to log into your minecraft server but it didn't connect for some reason."
Me: "Oh, sorry my router was cock blocking you. Let me forward the right port number and try again."
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When a horrible person stops you from getting the D.
Dean and Cas were doing the frickle frackle when Sam walked in being a cock block.
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when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.
damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.
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When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.
"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!
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a cock block is one hell of an ugly mother fucker that knows he/she cant get ANY... not even from a lepricon so they hang around people about to fuck
victom of the block: dude, your room mate is a fucking COCK BLOCK!!!
depresed room mate: yea i know, lets take him out back and beat him with rocks then with our dicks
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