colt 45 hands

When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.

I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!

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colt 45's

D cup or larger breasts

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indystar colts forum

A place where New England Patriots haters assemble to discuss topics such as "Manning vs. Brady", "Report on Addai", and "We're going to lose to the FREAKIN' Patriots". Must be obsessed with Patriots fans in order to join.

Colts fan 1 "Its a good thing we won last year"

Colts fan 2 "Why is that?"

Colts fan 1 "Because according to the Indystar Colts Forum, the Patriots have signed Randy Moss and Adalius Thomas"

Colts fan 2 ~craps pants~

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Mur-bah Colts

the team of the future consisting of world class NRL players and training facilities

the colts are the news team in town

man I wish I played for the Mur-bah Colts

Roleplay Colt’s Dad

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay colt’s dad on god,

Colt 1911 Of Memes

A meme that never gets old.

Wow, that doge meme is like the Colt 1911 Of Memes.

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Colt Single Action Army

1. A powerful single action revolver holding six rounds of .45 Colt ammunition.

2. Cannot play Russian Roulette without it.

3. The weapon of the legendary Revolver Ocelot.

Introduced in 1873, no Colt revolver has earned greater fame than the Single Action Army, The Peacemaker.

In design and performance, in line and form, no more sculptural and practical Colt has ever been created.
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets... More than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me... 'Revolver'."

— Revolver Ocelot to Solid Snake in 2005.

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