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A Commando Lunge is the act of using Command Pro in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. If you use Commando Pro, you are capable of:
*Snipe knifing from any distance at all
*Jumping off the cliff in Afghan without being damaged whatsoever
*Killing people with a melee through walls or any other type of cover
*Knifing someone who is of higher elevation than you
*Not firing your weapon yet still being 1st in the lobby leaderboard
*Never dying unless shot from behind
*Being a total asshat
PLAYER1: Hey bro...
PLAYER2: Whats up dude....
*PLAYER1 gets knifed by PLAYER2*
PLAYER1: wwwwwooooooowwwww you little f***
PLAYER2: U MAD BRO?
PLAYER1: Well yes, i am mad that you F****** COMMANDO LUNGED ME FROM THE F****** BUNKER WHILE I WAS ON TOP OF THE CLIFF YOU TOTAL D***
PLAYER2: U MAD?
PLAYER1: YOU F****** D***** BAG SON OF A F****** C*** A** MOTHER F***
PLAYER2: I'll take it you are slightly angry at me
PLAYER1: NO S*** SHERLOCK... ugggghhh dumba**
PLAYER2: Welcome to Call of Duty bro...
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A gay man. A male homosexual, possibly french. Or at least half. Half french that is - he is 100% gay.
Harriet: That Chris Hughes is such a gay
Phyllis: Indeed. One might say he is a catflap commando
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If a person is 'going commando', they are not wearing any underwear.
It is called 'going commando' because of an old practice in the army, where, so you didn't shit your underwear in battle, you didn't wear any - and therefore could boast that you didn't shit your pants.
Also a known cure for vpl.
"I'm gonna wear those really tight shorts and go commando to show off my bulge."
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An expatriot contractor who works in Iraq doing an incredibly easy job that requires no hard work or physical ability yet posts pictures of himself on MySpace and Facebook wearing full kit and trying to look like a hard-ass. This individual may or may not have a target on his back and be reffered to as "One-time".
One-time on Facebook: "OPSEC is important people, I'm in Iraq, have a secret security clearance and have a target on my back because I'm a contractor!"
Bison's response: "Wow, you really are a TWISS Commando aren't you?"
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An individual who purchases large quantities of firearms, camouflage, knives, body armor etc. that they have absolutely no practical use for.
The typical catalog commando has either very limited or no military experience. They just dress that way because they believe it makes them look tough, cool and like they know what they are doing.
Another quality of the catalog commando is that they rarely (if ever) smile when they're picture is being taken. They will stand there attempting to look intimidating with an unconvincing thousand yard stare.
Firing range safety officer - "Why are you wearing camouflage and body armor to an indoor pistol range? Wait a minute, are you that catalog commando Nutnfancy?
Nutnfancy - "Yes."
Firing range safety officer - "My god, you're even more pathetic in the flesh. NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY RANGE DOUCHER!!!!!"
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A fat, ugly, or exceptionally skanky party girl.
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
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When a guy tricks a girl into going on a date with him. Lies are obviously involved to get the girl there usually a group outing then when the girl shows up it's just one guy alone.
I went to the farwell John told me about he was the only one there it was a commando date.
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