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when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.
When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
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A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.
Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation
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The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby
after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months
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A long period of time where you cant/dont act retarded usually followed by retard constipation.
Man, durring that job intevew I had retard constipation, but it burst out as soon as i got out the door.
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When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !
I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation
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"I learned about Shitler's Constipation Camp at school. They gassed the Poos with laxatives."
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That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.
“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?
“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.
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