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A female vagina plugger used to soak up blood.
Teri, "Omg your dog is chewing on a blood cork".
Brian, "Sick"!
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When a man and his partner are performing oral sex and the man is incapable of achieving an orgasm because of the need to urinate.
Megan was giving Gordon oral sex last night, but sadly he experienced yellow cork.
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A tampon. coose meaning pussy and cork as is something that stops liquid from coming out.
"I can see the string of that chicks coose cork hanging out the bottom of her sundress."
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The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"
"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"
Your to busy cork-screwing me over...
I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.
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This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.
Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.
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This happens after you have been constipated from a piece of stool that backs up your bowels, causing bad enough bloating that you end up getting severe intestinal pain, often in the middle of the night.
When that piece finally gets passed, usually after several minutes of straining, groaning, and wincing, everything it was backing up immediately comes out as diarrhea, causing your ass to imitate popping the cork on a bottle of champagne. Ironically, shaking your intestines, whether with your hands or making your legs shake up and down, can assist, in the same way you can shake up champagne to make the cork pop out.
Joe: Ugh, man I shouldn't have eaten that grilled five-cheese, wings, and beer at the pub this weekend. I woke up last night feeling like my gut had a knife in it. Took like twenty minutes on the toilet before I finally ended up popping a cork.
Dave: You think that's bad? Last time I popped a cork, I'd had an egg salad sandwich for lunch. I had to sit there with Egg farts the whole time. I nearly puked.
An appropriate way of referring to someone as a “cock sucker”, especially in a business setting.
John: Holy smokes! Mike is a real cock-“
Bill: Hold on, John! We’re at a company event and that could offend HR! What you should say is cork sucre instead.
John: Gosh darn, Bill! You’re right! Mike is a real cork sucre!