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Covid-19Idiots, people who are willing to risk their lives and others to go out in public and go about life as if we’re not in an deadly pandemic!
Sixteen friends tested positive for Covid-19 after a night at a local bar, they are all Covid-19idiots.
To all the people that went to the club last night, congratulations you’re all Covid-19idiots!
Did you see the 19,000 Covid-19Idiots at trump rally today with no mask on!
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A term flexibly applied to many environments, mostly workplaces such as hospitals, nursing homes and prisons, to describe a Petri dish-like scenario where the Coronavirus does or will soon spread quickly and efficiently.
Well I’m off to the COVID Farm, wish me good luck!
a person who drives alone with a mask on, usually drives poorly due to lack of oxygen to their brain
"Darn covid driver speed up or get out of the fast lane"
"Look at that fool covid driver, thinks he might give himself the virus "
Slang for the complete and total personal isolation one is required and expected to maintain upon being diagnosed with COVID-19.
He retreated for six weeks, just to be ultra-careful, to his comfy COVID cocoon and played video games while receiving meals every few hours, Door-Dashed from his favorite restaurants, left like clockwork at his front door.
The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.
"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"
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A disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. Can easily cause pneumonia.
Symptoms include fever, cough, shortness of breath, and a strong compulsion to travel abroad.
COVID-19 is also known to be able to effectively decrease carbon emissions worldwide.
George: "My grandma died from the COVID-19 virus today."
James: "Actually, COVID-19 is the disease, not the virus."
George: "Shut the fuck up James."
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That awkward little shuffle you do when you’re walking along the sidewalk and someone else is coming directly towards you, to get out eachother’s way in fear of getting coronavirus.
“So awkward, me and this 10/10 did a covid shuffle this morning, now i have no chance”
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