Covid-20

The virus that one wierd kid got after eating month old smarties off the floor.

"EWWW why'd he lick the tree?"
"Idk but he definitely has covid-20 now"

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Covid-20

The 20 lbs you gained during the Covid-19 shelter in place / quarantine.

Bro, I saw your girl at the store yesterday looking like a can of popped buscuits, I think she caught that Covid-20.

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Covid-20

The 20 lb weight gain from eating all day during the Covid-19 stay at home order.

Have you seen Sally? She really put on the Covid-20!!

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Covid-20

What we should call Covid-19 now because it's 2020 and not 2019.

Frank : Want me to infect you with covid-19?

Niko : No, I'm good I already have covid-20.

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Covid-20

Recovered corona patients of all ages and from all backgrounds who suffer ongoing symptoms around the body, which includes the lungs, the brain, the heart, the kidneys, the gut, the liver, and the skin even after day 20.

For some patients, it’s an ongoing Covid-20 illness after infection with Covid-19.

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The Covid-20

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat

Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20

COVID-20

The sequel to COVID-19. It could be worse or not as bad.

I lost everything and almost died from coronavirus in 2020. We’ll see what happens with COVID-20.

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