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Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).
I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.
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an arse that is so sublimely perfect
her ass was crafted by angels man!
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Derrall Moore the level 50 master.
Im a level 50 wood elf. i'm resting right now to build up my hit points. bring me some cheetos and jolt cola, i'm gonna be up for another 8 hours playing this.
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big ass car
ie: a cadilac sevile
yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.
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When one is unable to come into work on account of being suddenly too ill to work, when in reality they're unable to pull themselves away from minecraft.
Usually, this illness only lasts a single day, though it may be prolonged by large updates or exciting posts from the word of notch.
"Dave called in sick today."
"The flu?"
"Crafting sickness more like."
"Fuck... speaking of which, you made anything new lately?"
"Nope, too much wife aggro to get anything done in the world"
"Sucks for sure..."
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Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.
This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.
This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc
Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.
Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.
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Remarkably insensitive name for an English company in the 1950's and 1960's that used to make golliwog soft toys, including some 6-foot tall ones.
Understandably, no longer in business (for the obvious reasons and the fact that my gran owned it and is now dead)
This golliwog was made by Coon Craft, Ltd.
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