DPH

Drinks per hour. A term used by alcoholics far and wide to assess there rate of smashedness

My therapist asked me how much I was drinking, I said 7 DPH.

She was a addictions councillor for 10 years and never heard that term

#newkindofdrunk

4👍 8👎

Craft Beer

Drink and lifestyle choice of hipsters and bicurious middle aged men (see also Pilsners).

I had to revoke Brando’s man card because he posted about how much he loves craft beer.

5👍 5👎

Technician

What you call a useless fucking mechanic

Andrew is fucking useless and doesn’t know between dog shit and a muffin.

He’s not a fucking mechanic. He’s a “technician “

4👍 3👎

Tyson

Tyson is a large man with a huge penis and a thirsty love for Australian women

Tyson- I maybe from the great white north but I wanna go down under and f$&@ some b$&@#s