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A small enviroment where a male ejaculates
Omg he went to the cream shelter
A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.
Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.
Filling a large Tupperware container with cum, fitting yourself inside, and closing the lid on yourself
I spent all of last night inside my homemade cream chamber and I’ve never needed a shower more!
In the Cock world, pardon the pun, but this is the cock that rises to the top.
Lorene was at a swingers party last weekend, and she was searching for the Cream of the Cock. So, she invited all men to sit before her, and get as erect as they have ever been. This guy Jeff put his best foot forward, and by foot I mean 12 incher, so for that night he was the Cream if the Cock! Unfortunately, Jeff made it three pumps before shooting his little load. Asshole.
When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...
Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!
Milk. Just milk. Nothing sexual, just milk. Contrast with heavy cream.
Do you put light cream on your cereal or cereal on your light cream?
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Once upon a time there was a man named Ja Pedo and he manufactured shoes in a Japanese sweatshop made in China. All shoes tags contained made in China until one day the most perfect white shoe was made which was to be sold to the whitest man made. It went on bid auction at Footlocker and was bought by a mystery caller from Nigeria however it turned out that they were fake and was handed down to the Russians for $400. The Russians decided to hand down the object of whiteness for the leader to wear; the ultimate white shoes for the ultimate bad boy, they thought. It fell into the hands one day later of yours truely, Vlad Putin. He saw these shoes and decided to wear themon his GF (god feet) the next day with his meeting with Obama on Trump, to show his support for white morons running America. The next day he found yellow stained shoes that smelled like a nuke puke was performed on them. He has unfortunately thrown them behind the cupboard where is assistant Sergey Sogay had done the two most ultimate nukes since the Americans bombed Japan for fun and the end of the war most importantly. And that, folks, is the legend of the Cream 950 shoes.
Putin~ "Me loves some cream 950 on me soviet GF"
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