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When you get a epic head job which somehow leads to anal play...usually a finger in the rim or sometimes two...
Jenny was like a semon vacuum cleaner last night! ..and too add to the excitement, she rammed a finger up my bum for added pleasure leading to me blowing a milk shake on her face...wow, now that was a Cream Finger!!
ASSBATH-"When your hemmoroids get so flared after a bowel movement you have to take a warm gentle bath to cool your rim"
SAM- "Damn I just dropped a loaf so big it felt like giving birth to a turd demon! I'm gonna have to take an assbath to remedy the situation"
Brown buddy - a shit stained hand usually involved in a handshake. EX: Ron shook Ed's hand after a long stretch in prison, unfortunately Ron didn't know Ed didn't properly wash his hands after a bowel movement and ended up with a slightly brown hand, now that's a brown buddy."
Unfortunately after that turd, I'll be giving "brown buddys" to all my pledge buddys.
When you launch a disgusting batch of dung with so much anal force that the clump sticks to the side of the bowl.
"Goddamn I just shit so hard the clump stuck to the bowl! Now that's ShitStickler if I ever seen one!"
When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"
"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
When you launch a turd so fast it leaves no remnants...
"Hey Ronnie I just shit so fast I didn't have to wipe! It just shot out of there like a turd rocket! Now that's a quick hitter!"
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The sound of beer bottles smashing together in the trash after a long day at the office, also known "as the sound of satisfaction", it often promotes well being in the drunken host and leads the drinkee to another and another...
Booth came home early from the law firm and started pounding them down immediately, all I heard was "cha-chink" for two hours as he knocked out the 12 pack...