The Triple Crown

During a FFM threesome, the man lies back in a position of extreme comfort as the females perform the sickest oral sex of their lives upon his member. During this performance, the man proceeds to make the rock and roll symbol with his hands in order to stimulate the females anus and vagina, specifically the clitoris. The three positions are as follows:

1. <b>The Throne</b>

The man has both his arms resting on the female's backs.

2. <b>The Barrel of Monkeys</b>
One arm is beneath the female hooked up, and the other is in Throne position.

3. <b>Thanksgiving Dinner</b>
Both arms lie below the female and are hooked, as if he's holding two thanksgiving turkeys.

The Triple Crown(see above)

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The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.

She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.

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crown-praiser

Someone who supports a monarchy or a monarchial system of government. Derogatory term for monarchist.

Brit: I love the Queen!
American: Fuck off crown-praiser.

crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.

I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.

Emperor’s Crown

The act of taking your girl and sticking your head into her vagina and then wearing her on your head as a crown

Last night, my girl and I decided to try an Emperor’s Crown, and I think my neck is a little sore

crowning glory

Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.

Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.

Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!

crown-shy

Fear, apprehension, or reticence at accepting ones intrinsic greatness

Elizabeth would be perfect for the lead role, why doesn’t she think so? I can only assume she’s crown-shy