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A derogatory term used to describe the British, as they love their crumpets.
American: "Ah, here comes the crumpet sucker!"
The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
Guy 1: My mom's in the hospital because of the sex.
Guy 2: She's such a slut crumpet.
Another male masturbating game similar to soggy biscuit, but much worse as the target is now a crumpet (a much more absorbent vessel). Participants must circle jerk onto the crumpet. Whoever comes first is deemed the winner and the loser must eat the cum-loaded crumpet.
Soggy biscuit? That's nothing, try soggy crumpet!
The performer of the art of basting crumpets such there are , were crumpet means snatch or pussy, applied by 'wisking' or gently oscillating fingeritively solids into liquids, thus creating a type of vacuum that no man can escape.
We have a cold newby in this porn scene....we will require our best crumpet baster to liquify the vaginal butter into a softy cream in the shortest amount of time....stat.
The act of eating a crumpet out of a pussy
He had an English crumpet for breakfast
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