deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

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mac deez

short for mc. donalds

wanna come eat at mac deez?

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deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

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deez nugget

Best weed

yo lets go smoke some deez nugget

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sour deez

that up north shit(dat piff). potent ass weed.I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT

YO I GOT THAT "SOUR DEEZ"

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Deez Nutz

Term for a prank involving shouting from a moving vehicle at pedestrians and/or cyclists. When driving, an occupant of the vehicle, usually whoever is riding shotgun must roll down the window and shout the words "Deez Nutz!" at any pedestrians or cyclists encountered on the trip. This must be done regardless of outside weather conditions. Deez Nutz should not be performed when stopped at a red light or stop sign, only when the vehicle is in motion.

It is also acceptable to shout "Whiskey Dick" or if the pedestrian is a child or pregnant woman, "Deez Babies!".

"Oh! Look at that dude walking up there."

"You should Deez Nutz him!"

"Haha alright!"

*roll down window*

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

*continue driving*

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Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

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