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the feeling you get when someone jinxes you, and you swear it's been done before, but you can't remember where or when.
tammy: boy, i've had this burning, stinging sensation in my back for an hour now.
sammy: maybe you should see a doctor?
tammy: i thought about it, but i've had this pain before; it's like someone's poking me with a giant pin.
sammy: well then, you do need a doctor-a witch doctor!! maybe he can remove the curse that's been put on you. you say you've had this pain before?
tammy: yeah, a couple of times. last time was when i broke up with hammie again; all of a sudden i had these terrible shooting pains.
sammy: you know, hammie practices witchcraft and other dark arts. perhaps he made a voodoo doll of you, and every time the two of you get into it, he goes home and sticks it with needles.
tammy: so you think this is a case of-
sammy: -that's right, tammy. you're suffering from deja voodoo.
tammy: can it be treated?
sammy: not with western medicine. you must travel to haiti and see a witch doctor; he'll set you right.
*meanwhile, in another part of town, hammie has grabbed another needle......*
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To use a word or phrase twice in a non-consecutive, unrelated conversation, in a joking manner. Such as the use by comedians during a stand-up routine.
Comedian: Your momma is so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
....later in the routine.
Comedian: so, I went out with a good looking blonde MILF the other night... yea, didn't go real well... went to the movies then asked if she wanted to go to Taco Bell, she asked me why I wanted to visit the phone company.
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The feeling of having make the same mistake before
"I get deja foobar every time I take a shot of tequila."
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When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.
AKA
The Memory Lanus
Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.
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A one of a kind girl. She is the only girl on this Earth and she is amazing, sweet, beautiful, and downright perfect. If you find Deja-vu, keep her. She's perfect.
Have you seen Deja-vu?
Of course! She's the only one!
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A phrase used in drifting. Just search up a Deja Vu meme on YouTube and you’ll understand.
Deja Vu, you’ve read this sentence before.
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The feeling you've heard the same bullshit before.
I had deja-moo listening to my boss in our meeting this morning.
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