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Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee.
Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.
As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.
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When you pull out and bust a fat nut in a chick's face and then force her to apologize for getting in your way.
The Dick Cheney:
Girl: "Oh my God, you shot a hot load all over my face. Jesus..."
Guy: "Hey bitch, fuck you. Apologize for getting in the way of that badass statue on my table."
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the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.
Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."
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When your buddy is doing a girl doggy style and you hide just outside the door and rub one out until your just about to blow then bust the door open run in and blow it on her face.
Jordan was doing Britney and i ran in and gave her the Dick Cheney!
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(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009
(2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old Hippies, who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it.
(3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.
Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer!"
Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority"
Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY! Can I borrow the car?"
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The man who Chuck Norris bows to.
The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television.
(I dare you to look it up, it happened)
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The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal fluffums.
I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY!
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