dick

1. A slang for penis
2. A second brain
3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.

Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!

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dickful

a conversation about dicks

Arnie was talking about different size penises, it was a dickful conversation.

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This Dick

An asshole who is trying to bring u down

Hey what's up , your mom on this dick,fuck you

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Dickely

origin-BEREA OHIO

super duper DICK. this is used only by the coolest people and no one dumb can use it. you must know how to power it.

"Quit being sucha dickely."

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On this dick

1. being on someone's nuts

2. A ass kisser

3. To tell a slut what to do when she looks confused

I was out with my boys, and i saw a skank i knew from back in the day and i told her to get on this dick!

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dick

The male sex organ.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.

Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours."
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"

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Dick

Another word for penis, an organ used for urinating and having sex

Whenver I shove my dick into Susan's pussy she moans in ecstasy.

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