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I went muff-diving last night and her pussy was so good that I fucked it and went muff-diving again.
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I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.
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A term that refers to the process of getting on Youtube and finding yourself falling into an endless circle of video watchin. The process is caused by seeing an interesting video title on the side under the "More From" tab. Resulting in an rediculous amount of time spent on Youtube watching pointless vidoes, when you could be doing something useful with your time.
Man 1- "So last night I went to watch a WKUK video and ended up watching everyone of their videos, and then some, I spent 4 hours straight on Youtube."
Man 2- "Wow, that sounds like an intense night of Youtube Diving."
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To search a packed ash tray for cigarettes that have not been smoked down to the filter.
Steve is out on the porch butt diving because nobody will give him a cigarette.
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The act of having a photograph taken whilst aparently levitating above a bed.
John's profile pic has him doing some awesome Bed Diving.
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A term used to describe a maneuver in first-person shooters (specifically Call of Duty 4 and Battlefield 2) where a player jumps out of concealment or when under fire, then immediately, once on the ground, goes prone and returns fire. In the case of ambushing another player, the dolphin dive takes advantage of the speed of a running jump to surprise a player and throw off his aim and the concealment of the prone position that follows to prevent taking fire once the enemy becomes oriented. In this case, a single combatant is sometimes able to take on multiple enemies at once.
Their top player had mastered the dolphin dive and was deadly when ambushing enemies.
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The act of snorting cocaine through a pool noodle.
Dude, the only way to give a best-man's speech is in a mankini and top hat after you've been white diving!