Dog

One of the best animals in existence! Dogs are a bred-down version of the modern wolf, but there is so much more to dogs than their ancestry! Dogs really are man's (or woman's) best friend because they are pack animals, meaning they are forever loyal to whomever takes care of them, dogs can read human emotions like they're open books, and one dog kiss is enough to make even the hardest hearts break open! Dogs are healers, friends, and family, hands down!

A) Hey man, why do you have a dog?
B) What do you mean?
A) I mean dogs are just whiny, furry, stinky messes. They bark till midnight and sniff everything!
B) Maybe you need to open your mind! Dogs are the most loyal animals around! They heal the depressed, protect families, and read us like books! Dogs are amazing even if you don't think so!

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Dog

A man. Thirsty and jus wants to bone. Dirty and stupid haha.

“Tyrells a dog! Can’t fuck wit him!”

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Dog

That furry sausage thing or an eshay's 69th favorite word.

Eshay1: Eshay brah.
Emokid: looks at him
Eshay1: Oi ya bloody cunt, did you just make eye contact me ya dog? Ill roll ya brah, fucking dog.

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Dog

A person who gets into relationships but moves on during them.

Yooo, that girl is a dog. She was with this one guy last week and now she’s with someone else.

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Dog

The most loyal domestic animal yet
They are smart easy to love (even if the don’t always listen and break stuff)

Yes you might get tired of always having to give them baths, walk them and feed them. But at the end of the day they always find a way to make you smile even if you don’t know it.

Besides what would your life be like if you didn’t have a dog( if you have one)
If you don’t you wouldn’t know what it would’ve been like to have one
And they’re easier to take care of (that’s what I think) cats you have to clean the litter box, cut their nails more often, they are harder to give baths to cause they don’t like water (of course)
fish you have to clean their fish tank, give them food, get decorations stuff for their aquariums.
There are other pets too which require hard work

(All pet are hard to take care of but dogs are best and easier)
Dogs are the best companion

Dog 1: hello doggo

Dog 2: hello wat do ur hoomans call u?
Dog1: whosagoodboy
Dog2: OH MY WOOFS same!
Dog1: OH MY WOOFS!

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Dog

A dog is a companion and has a big heart. A dog is nice and will love you and keep u company. A dog is playful and caring. You need to give a dog love attention and show that you care. Some dogs are mean because they were treated badly and were abused.

I wish my parents gave me a nice dog.
A dog will be nice to have.

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Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.

oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.

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