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im ddp look at me im so cool i think i can read
dominicans dont play
sit down you dumbinacan
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Someone from the Dominican Republic or someone from Dominica. Dominica is a completely different island.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "I'm Dominican."
Person 1: "Oh, so can you speak spanish?"
Person 2: "No. I'm not from the Dominica. The Dominican Republic and Dominica are two different islands."
A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"
"No fuckin way, vile."
A dish created in the Dominican Republic. Its spaghetti but, Dominican. Often using plantains instead of meatballs.
I made some Dominican spaghetti
You mean, just spaghetti?
A illegal cable television provider, offer someone who will go out of their way time and time again trying to stay a head with the latest fads in stealing cable TV. This person is an expert with satellite installation, boxes, chips anything and everything that will provide him with any form a scrambled cable to save a buck. Also in the hood they are self proclaimed certified gas meter and water meter experts leading to why the working man who pays their bills have such high rates and also the cause of a dozen or so major explosions or flooded basements or electrocutions
The Dominican Cable Guy will stop at nothing to get his porn.
Jose the Dominican Cable Guy from Bethlehem who sells used tires does. Or know what he is doing.
When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.
Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.