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im ddp look at me im so cool i think i can read
dominicans dont play
sit down you dumbinacan
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(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.
Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."
Can also be abbreviated to just "country". A person from the Dominican Republic who has either just moved to the United States or has been living here for a while, even years but has yet to assimilate to American culture. There's a lot of variations depending on where in the DR they come from and their experiences. but the general consensus is that there are huge parts of American culture and etiquette they haven't understood yet. Some country Dominicans have an outdated and misplaced view on what America is like and will try to behave according to that which may also come across wrong.
Country Dominicans are almost always immigrants themselves, not children of immigrants that are american-born, though there are cases of american borns that spend enough time in the DR to become country, or that are raised in a way that they become country.
If you struggle understanding another example of a similar phenomenon is the Asian FOB. this is literally that exact same thing but with Dominicans
The term can and has been used as an insult whenever people think Dominicans are being obnoxious.
(This was written by a country Domincian btw)
Example 1:
Person 1: Where's that music coming from?
Person 2: Oh don't mind them, it's the country dominicans
Example 2:
Person 1: I don't get it, people looked at me weird when I called the waiter over, I wasn't even that loud.
Person 2: Oh so you're just country so you think you weren't loud but it was louder than what's normal here.
When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.
Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.
Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.
Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!
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When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
jaminique porter
the only loyal dominican on the planet