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When a person catches some else’s fart and throws in that persons face.
Listen here if you fart I’m going to throw you a turtle dove!
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Medium sized, nicely rounded, perky breasts shaped much like a plump turtle dove. Not as large as sweater puppies, but still very alluring and attactive.
Dan: Wow, Jenny sure has a nice pair of turtle doves, doesn't she, Ben?
Ben: I'll say. The other day she was wearing a loose fitting blouse and when she bent over to get something from the bottom drawer of her desk, I caught a nice look at her turtle doves. Very alluring, that's for sure!
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The copper dove is a large male cock that a man flashes a girl during a video confernce. The effect used during the quik conference is sepia which gives the large penis look "copper." Also the person showing their dick shows is really fast so the girl gets pissed. Also the cum is supossed to fly across the screen to give the "white dove" effect.
yo you should do the copper dove to that chick tonight!
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The act of fucking reverse cowboy style while using rusty hooks and the reigns.
Note; make sure to stretch beforehand, as the rusty hooks will require you to stretch your arms backwards and your dick forwards and under.
This should only be done to avoid doing anything important. Especially when being asked to help do something that would otherwise inconvenience yourself.
Ex: Joseph was supposed to pick up the kids but called saying he was busy with the lonesome dove, and now child protective services is here.
Adam was supposed to help us carry grandmas casket at the funeral but ended up lonesome doving us.
I have a job interview today, but I think I might lonesome dove that shit.
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A large bag of doves, usually sold for 40 dollars to so called 'noobs'. In all cases the dove sack is sold by mexicano loco (crazy mexican) to pay for the Xbox 360 game "Elder Scrolls Oblivion".
"LMAO I sold a noob a dove sack for 40 bux
owned Oblivion here I come"
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Thats the way the road doves do it ride till dark ®©Lana Del Ray 'ride'
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