Kill Every Last One Of Them

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.

Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

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literally every word in the urban dictionary

Sex.. The end

*Goes to urban dictionary* "Innocent things" (Related words: porn\, fuck\, sex, cum, pussy, ass, gay, lesbian, sexy, hot) boom. literally every word in the urban dictionary!

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like this if you cry every time

A statement or phrase, normally at the end of a terrible powerpoint involving a poorly written "sad" story, signaling the viewer to give the creator the attention which he or she so badly craves. See Like Whore.

Girl: "bf, will you love me 4 ever?"
Boy: "no"
Narrator: "girl runs into street and is hit by car. boy sees if she am OK. She dead!!!
Boy: "I meant to say i will love you 5 ever!"
Narrator: "Like this if you cry every time."

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every duck has its knife

An idiom meaning every cute thing has a threatening side. Originates from images of a plush duckie holding a toy knife with a soulless expression. Similar to the related idiom "every rose has its thorns."

Although the small, adorable Talyssa is usually kind, she definitely has a feisty side, too. Every duck has its knife.

Every Good Boy Does Fine

Used by many to remember what the notes in the five main lines of the Treble Clef in Music, representing E, G, B, D, and F from bottom to top.

Every Good Boy Does Fine, as long as he remembers to pay his taxes.

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every rose has its thorn

Meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing.

Every rose has its thorn
Just as every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song
Every rose has its thorn

-every rose has its thorn by Poison

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You Learn Something Every Day

Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.

Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...

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