flaming earl

when someone dumps pure alc. on a dildo and shoves it up there ass.

Peter gave himself a flaming earl.

Earl of Duke

Basically, the King of Shit; a person who is a douchebag, dumbass, asshole, shithead, etc.

You, Sir, are The Earl of Duke.

Earl Grey

Teabagging for the over-50s

"How about a lovely bit of Earl Grey as a retirement gift, Martha?"

big earl

1.Large steroid using greasy girl consumed by lifting more weight than most men.
2.Insanely strong power-lifting female.
3.The chanting of the name Big Earl as a women powerlifts, if done correctly it sounds like Big Girl...

Everyone in the gym gathered around her and began to chant "Big Earl! Big Earl! Big Earl!" as she strained to squat 495 lbs. setting a new gym record for women.

earls on top

Early. Before the usual or expected time.

Yo, I cant go too hard tonight, I gotta be up earls on top.

Earl of March

A large high school with roughly 1300 students. Known for having some bad teachers, but otherwise is a nice school, despite many of the people. The typical student at Earl is fake, a real trend follower.

The Earl of March is a decent school.

Earl Grey

Gossip about someone or something that is dull, not very good, or not worthwhile

Jane has some Earl Grey. Should we listen?