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The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.
Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation
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Being a Tiffany or someone beautiful
Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl
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What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.
2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit
1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute
*continues for a few minutes*
2:Freak, I'm leaving now
1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
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It's some trend going on on websites like Myspace in 2 0 1 7. A woman and a man 69. 69ing is when the woman sucks the dick while the man eats the ass. Now this trend, aka: 69hwehaotp. This trend is like 69ing, but it's on the toilet instead. This is refereed to as: The Shitty Potty
I was Shitty Potty 69ing her while eating her ass on the potty.
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When a man does not look hardcore enough to be in a certain place or situation.
Brad walked into the rager and was immediately greeted by a man wearing three sets of gold chains who said, "You look like you need to eat more ass".
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If your boy deserves it eat his ass: This happens on every October 30th.
OMG it’s national eat your boys ass day!!
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Something you say to your friends when they make you mad
Friend:I stole your lunch
Me: I'm gonna eat your bare ass
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