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1) When things fail so bad that not even the phrase "Epic Fail" will work
2) The point of which things suck beyond a "fail whale"
3) When attempting something stupid and failing
!) Bluefir111: I saw a building in San francisco that was called "Epic" I wanted to run up to the building and spray pain "Fail" at the end of it, but I got caught.
Ice Queen: Wow that is an Epic Fail Whale.
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A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.
i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.
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Someone who trys too hard.. and fails.. hard!!
camicio from alpha is an Epic Fail Troll
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When you cannot fail any harder. A mistake only punishable by a round house kick to the face by Chuck Norris. Also, a series of accidents, or one accident, usually major, producing comedy to an audience around the subject.
Brian Bell: Hey guys! I just got done fapping to some new band no one has hea- OH OWWWWW! where the fucking hell did that basket ball come from!? now i'm bleeding in the face!
Eric: AHAHAAA epic fail dude epic fail!
Chuck Norris: BAHAHAAAA. *roundhouse kicks Brian in the face*
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Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).
Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.
Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?
Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot
Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!
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Several women in this group have blocked me on discord for contacting them privately. You know…heh….the irony is that whenever I contact my fellow men from this group I am generally met with an enthusiastic response. I wonder why that is….
I could use my status within this group to humiliate all of you. But I'm a gentleman and the torment it would put you through does not comply with my ethics. You skanks know who you are, and if you're even capable of reading this, here were my true intentions. Hopefully you'll come around to changing your mind about me (if you're not a complete idiot that is).
First off, yes I'll admit I find some of you pretty attractive. I am a normal, healthy, biological male. Of course I'm attracted to women, and that should be seen as a compliment. That does not automatically mean my intentions were to sleep with you. I don't understand how the words 'Hi, how are you?' gets translated into 'Hi, do you have a boyfriend?'But women these days seem to think that hetero men are incapable of having a platonic relationship with the other sex.
To all the other E-girls who haven't responded or have been a bit timid in their replies, please don't take this post the wrong way. As you can see I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me on this post, and I will always respect your decision. As you can tell, my interests are mainly in the high arts, and I can guarantee you that at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgable friend.
do not trust the beast, epic fail worm
When a person tries and fails, or just fails, repeatedly in a series of events.
Bro: "Dylan failed his driving test 7 times."
Mandy: "Whoa.. Epic fail times."
Bro: "So true."
or
Joe: "Did you hear about Brad and what happened when was canoeing?"
Rebecca: "Nope. What happened?"
Joe: "He got the canoe stuck on a rock, and when he was trying to unstick the canoe, he tipped it and failed at getting back in it."
Rebecca: "Talk about epic fail times!"
Joe: "Ikr!"
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