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An unwanted boner used for the express purpose of shutting some dumb bitch up.
I didn't want to get one, but it was a necessary erection if I had hopes of shutting that hoe up.
A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold
Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!
When a person (usually male) types a text while extremely horny, usually using only one hand for obvious reasons with such terrible grammar that auto correct practically rewrites it all. Often contains words so bad autocorrect can’t fix, and entire sentences that make absolutely no sense.
Guy 1: furiously jerking off holy funny in so hunter rihut now
(Auto erect t/n: holy fuck I’m so horny right now)
The situation in which multiple erections are had in rapid fashion.In other words:getting horny then getting horny again soon after the first boner wears off,usually from the same female.
God,Andrea looked hot as hell in that miniskirt,I had a re-erection all day,i just wanted to tear her up!
Erection fest is the most merry time of year! The Jolly day that the Christmas Tree is erected. A day that calls for hard celebration!
Merry Christmas kind stranger! Come to my erection fest celebration and see how big mine is? My tree.
How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect
(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"
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An erection which is sprung from a deep appreciation and love for something. This kind of erection is not gender specific, and there is no need to call a doctor if said erection lasts for more than 48 hours.
I have an affection erection for cheap tacos, pizza, or burgers after a long night of drinking.
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