Erection Day

How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect

(In your best asian accent) "I vewy excited to vote on erection day dis'a year"

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whisker donut

Located south of the taint (depending on your position)...more commonly referred to as the anus.

A tossed salad is a great appetizer. However, a whisker donut makes for a delicious dessert.

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wang chowder

a blistering hot wad that comes out kinda chunky...note: see doctor

I'm going to prepare a nice bowl of wang chowder for your mother this evening.

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taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

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