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1. Gaseous expulsion from between the butt cheeks.
2. An animals way of expression through interpretive smell.
3. #4 Reason for traumatizing childhood experiences.
4. A contemporary technique used to ward off enemies.
1. I farted in class yesterday, and when I went home, I discovered a blackened hole in my FTL's.
2. To show his love, the African humpback spider monkey farts on his mate's forehead, often after devouring it's first-born.
3. After Tommy farted on me in the sandbox in 2nd grade, every time I see a Tonka toy I cry.
4.In order to adapt to a hostile envoirnment, I began to learn how to fart over my food while I was away from the table. After years of perfection, even the most vicious of realitives choke and suffocate in the presence of my inhumanely tart aroma.
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Fathers
Against
Rude
Television
"Watch Futurama for more info."
-me
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An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.
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1. expulsion of gas
2. exclamation from 3rd grade. by 4th grade you've grauated to "crap" then on to "shit"
1. i farted. it was a hot one.
2. oh fart! i'm about to fall.
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The act of releasing gas from ones anus, which is usually accompanied by a foul smell. Can be used as an excuse or a weapon.
Sorry mom, I cant go to the reunion today, my stomach is upset. If you dont believe me, smell one of my farts.
Guy 1. Hey, get off my Beer
Guy 2. No way man, you lost it.
Guy 1. Ill Fart on you.
Guy 2. OK man take it.
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