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Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.
That is a Watermelon Farmer
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Someone who has multiple cars in their backyard, lawn, or field, most of which dont work, but they keep them because they are "going to fix them up", or are "selling their parts". Usually a car farmer will continue buying cars and even justify the buying of a new car with the sale or fixing of one of their old ones.
That guy has bought his eighth car, and even though he says that he is fixing his other ones up, you know hes not. He is such a car farmer.
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slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years
i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer
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A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.
Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.
Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?
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One who does nothing but masturbate.
That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.
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a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.
i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"
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an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term
nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?
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