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Having sex with pregnant women but your not the father of the baby.
I'm going out Watermelon Farming at the local lamas class and see what I can pick up.
That is a Watermelon Farmer
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slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years
i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer
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A sexual act in which one woman inserts a full corn cob into another's "corn-hole" while the corn-cob-ee is being penetrated by a gonorrhea-infected tracter tail-pipe. The inserter gets rammed by a horse that is suspended above her with an elaborate set of ropes. The horse's initial penetration is after fifteen feet on a zip line. It is forceful. A goat eats the old corn cob afterwards, and is jerked off while it dines.
Please do not do this. If you do, videotape it.
Farmer's delight tonight, Cletusette?
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One who does nothing but masturbate.
That guy should just go back to being a beat farmer. He has no place in society.
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a person male or female that loves to play with a clitoris. hence Finding the bean.
i couldnt find the man in the boat, but i found the bean. Hence The "bean Farmer"
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an invented term, from a village outside of edmonton. apparently it means that you bet but there is no wager on the line. this is the only place you will ever hear this term
nick: lets make a farmers bet on this
mel: a farmers what?
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Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.